I woke this morning to my phone ringing…incessantly. I thought I had turned it off before I tucked my self into bed. Guess NOT!

At least the first caller of the day was literate and well spoken. I just purchased a couple of ad in alternative news weeklies, to try something different. First mistake…Putting ELIZABETH DOUBLE D in the header.

It works out ok on the Internet as most of you read a bit before making the decision to call.

I can just see the wankers with their eyes bugging out and their cocks bulging.” BIG TITTIES!!!!!!! Who doesn’t like big titties??????” and so they call, “WASUP?” That greeting elicits a hangup faster than you can ask “What color are your panties”

So I called and had the header changed to Aural Erotica. Hopefully that will not grab their attention nd weed out at least a few of the wankers.

I love wankers, well spoken wankers.