This little joke gives a whole new meaning to tease and deny. Perhaps the man had a bit too much of a good thing,  instead of blue balls he suffered from black ones.

Actually, do the men who love tease and denial even suffer? Something to discuss another time.  AND DRUM ROLL PLEASE!

A male patient, lying in bed in the hospital, is  wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student nurse comes into his room, it is time for a sponge bath. She is new and the bath is for his upper body only. “Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body, so I can’t really tell.”

He struggles to ask again, this time the elderly man sounds agitated “Nurse, are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir!”

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely…..Are – my – test – results – back?